The Octopus
(From Good Intentions by Ogden Nash)
Tell me, O Octopus, I begs,
Is those things arms, or is they legs?
I marvel at thee, Octopus;
If I were thou, I'd call me Us.
The Octopussy
(From Mixed Beasts by Kenyon Cox)
I love Octopussy, his arms are so long;
There's nothing in nature so sweet as his song.
'Tis true I'd not touch him - no, not for a farm!
If I keep at a distance he'll do me no harm.
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2 comments:
I am so glad I got you that book already you are smarter..and less fat.
you know I am just itching to change the "I love Octopussy" poem around a bit to sound like a really well written porno.
saw that coming...
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