eleanor, chauffeur.

Post-graduation life here consists of: Driving a depressingly large vehicle for pseudo-boss lady, all the time passing gas stations advertising low octane levels available for $4.30 a gallon. Zerox copying children's books of Native American reservations, who would not be in support of single-sided copies I am sure, and the California missions.
Food shopping at Whole Foods, were the food is oh so attractive, and organic (whatever that really means), and where you meet cute butchers who talk to you about how their brother went through your University. And then, as you wish him to run after you with his phone number, you realize that you can do better than that.